Good morning! Or whatever it is over there.

You know, I feel that if you’re going to take the time to read these scatterings of my mind, I should give you something in return. No, it’s nothing big, I’m not wealthy and furthermore, I am not a generous man. If I were Ellen Degeneres you would all leave my blog with a CD of Taylor Swift and a brand new Maytag double door refrigerator… but I’m not! Obviously. So I’ll give you something small. A simple token of appreciation. A tiny package of motivation to help you as you go along in your daily chores. Here it goes.

Mythangelo’s Motivational Thought of the Day: If you should happen to find yourself in a situation today where you know you are getting the bad side of a deal, the short end of the stick… that you are getting, in short, seriously shafted by some half-brained, inbred son of a…well, you get it. As you fight the impulse to reach for the nearest blunt object (a bat, a metal pipe, a brick, Rosie O’Donnell, whatever) and beat the brains out of whatever asshole is ruining your day… stop… pause… and remember this… if you turn your body to the right as you swing, you’ll probably avoid getting blood splattered on your white shirt.

Well, hope that helps you in some way. Have a great day!

08/26/2009