Didn’t you see the title? I don’t do weekends! This blog is closed today!

And tomorrow!

Why are you reading this? I’m not writing on this blog during the weekend! Stop it! Now, go watch a movie or something. Some of us want to sleep in.

Hey! You’re still reading! Don’t think I don’t know what you’re trying to do here. Cut it out!

Go away!

Wait!

If you’re going out, can you bring me back a donut?

Originally Published 08/29/2009