SPOILER ALERT: If you have not yet watched Disney’s Frozen, you might want to go do that. Right now. Seriously, it’s a great movie. Go watch it. Then come back and read this. Or don’t. But watch it anyway.
OK, moving on.
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Trolls are morons.
No, I’m not talking about internet trolls. Although those are also morons and frequently unrepentant assholes as well. But I refer to those little weird creatures in the movie “Frozen” who roll around like Weasel Balls and perform surprisingly well choreographed shotgun weddings.
Yes, that is definitely the face of ancient wisdom. Let’s do what he says.
The trolls are supposed to be the go-to purveyors of wisdom for all things related to unusual abilities and/or supernatural curses. At the beginning of the movie, ice-powered child Elsa accidentally hits her little sister Anna with a blast of snow while they played. Under normal circumstances this would only result in the affected child brushing the snow off her face and preparing an appropriate response in the form of a payback snowball. Continue reading →
